I just posted my 100th fic on AO3

which, what. ONE HUNDRED FICS. and that's not counting some of the older, more embarrassing ones, or the old-old Harry Potter ones we NEVER SPEAK OF.

wow. I feel pretty accomplished right now, can't lie.


SO. on that note, I don't know, fic questions free for all? ask me anything about the fic, or a timestamp, or about a scene that didn't make it in, or personal canon for a character, orrrrr anything!

much in common, alex/hank, xmfc. 6604 hits - this is... kind of surprising to me? especially because the hit count continues to grow after all this time. I think it's because it's about knotting. you pervs.

project on you, harvey/mike, suits. 4053 hits - my one and only suits fic at least until it comes back on, and I think my only one with serious rimming. and virginity kink. I'm starting to think I'm a pervert, wow.

hear his alibis, derek/stiles, teen wolf. 4031 hits - my only outside POV! the sweet romance of Derek & Stiles, from Sheriff Stilinski's POV. it's, uh - surprising to me how many people find this ENTIRELY ADORABLE when I thought there were at least hints of creepy? I DON'T KNOW.

adore to see your eyes fly, derek/stiles, teen wolf, 3935 hits - this one actually is fucked up. Derek gets obsessed with Stiles, and shit gets reallllll. real psychotic.

cocaine heart, derek/stiles/peter, teen wolf, 3619 hits - first part of a whole 'verse of dirty bad wrong. it starts with Peter petting Stiles's head, and only gets worse. better. uhm. threesome-er. threesomest.

friendly fire still burns, alex/hank, xmfc, 1696 hits - high school au where Alex & Hank "reunite" at prom. DON'T READ INTO MY HIGH SCHOOL EXPERIENCE OR ANYTHING.

disguise fair nature with hard-favoured rage, arthur/eames, inception, 1688 hits - every time I read over this, I want to fix parts of it, but it's also one of the ones I'm most proud of.

sleepless and dangerous, arthur/eames, inception, 1544 hits - somnophilia. faaaavorite kink. uhm.

'i love you' never felt like any blessing, charles/erik, xmfc, 1491 hits - this is a pairing that gives me a lot of feels. this idea gave me a lot of feels.

like a gooseberry on noah's ark, alex/hank, xmfc, 1417 hits - girl!Hank, because Alex was totally pulling pigtails, guys, he was.

ITS THAT TIME AGAIN

DRUNKEN HONESTY TIME

I MEAN

IF YOU'RE UNAWARE

I DO THIS NOW AND AGAIN

feel free to comment as anon!

if you're wondering why I'm already ratfaced as 8pm.... well... giving academics an open bar never ends well

is all.

QUESTION TIME

ALSO! dodificus made podfic of my fic, adore to see your eyes fly! what a darling!

a slightly creepy darling, but maybe that's just the way she read it :P

a lot of people have been friending me lately? WHAT'S HAPPENING. come say hi! why are you here?

DELURK AND ASK ME A QUESTION.

tell me a little something about yourself *chinhands*

so where is my Thor/Loki Swan Princess AU, guys? Like the kids movie? Because let's be honest, Thor and Loki as princes of neighboring kingdoms who are expected to grow up and marry one another? And always spend their summers together, just taking the piss out of each other - Loki spends his time indoors, with books, and Thor and the Warriors Three spend their time beating the shit out of one another, and everybody plays awful pranks on everybody else, until ONE DAY Loki shows up looking like the tall dark handsome drink of water he is, nothing like the gangly skinny youth he was before. And Thor! Thor has always been handsome, but this year! His hair has grown out, like a lion's mane around his head, and suddenly he's as big as a barn door. Loki wants to climb him like a tree. So when Loki gets out of the carriage and walks to the front of the throne room for the official greeting, everyone is already half-heartedly bracing themselves, right, because maybe Loki will try and poison Thor again, or Thor will make some awful joke about the Jotun that will cause a half-hearted diplomatic incident, but they just sort of - stare, for a moment. And greet each other cordially, properly, while everyone looks on in stunned amazement. And Thor's mouth lingers a touch too long on Loki's hand, and when all the pomp and circumstance is done with they both rush up to the linen closet in the East Wing.

( this got... a little long. )

updating my resume and looking for jobs and basically having ALL THE ANXIETY and if you guys could post words or reassurance or help or maybe even like fuzzy kittens or hardcore gay porn that would be superawesome thanks

SPOILERS EVERYWHERE. It's been well over half a year since this all aired, SKIP IF YOU NEED TO.

I was rewatching the last four or five Teen Wolf eps to really get a ~feel for Peter Hale - also to watch and rewatch the almost-biting of Stiles I CANNOT TELL A LIE my god the wrist holding and the way he bends his head and the subtle fangs just let me swoon it out of my system - and I really had a lot. of. feels.

like guys. guys. Jackson wants on Derek's dick so bad. I mean, disregarding all the previous pressing against lockers and eyefucking and stalking in boys locker rooms, Derek basically takes Jackson to Hale House TO BE MURDERED as far as Jackson knows and in the end Jackson still goes back to DEMAND that Derek give it to him. The bite. I mean. OR DO I? I'm just saying, I am going to have to write that fic, because Derek would make Jackson crawl across broken glass before he gives him ANYTHING, but then he would - he would give it to him, everything, he would claim the everloving fuck out of that boy.

and lo, it was good.

I continue to have Peter/Stiles feels, but I'm sure that surprises no one. I just - Stiles is my favorite character, easily, beats everyone else right out of the gate, and yet somehow the MURDERING PSYCHOPATH is the only one who appreciates him. Who actually calls him the smart one. Who knows that Stiles is the key to Derek and Scott and actually having a pack. I mean, I have already discussed this with saucery ad nauseum, there's no need to go into all the nitty gritty bits again - but it just struck me on rewatch how close Stiles was to letting Peter bite him in that scene. How much someone needs to bite Stiles. All kinds of biting. Not picky.

adore to see your eyes fly
teen wolf, derek/stiles
nc-17

stiles is a pyromaniac, derek is a sociopath. a match made in some kind of heaven. teen wolf kink meme fill.

on AO3