So, Thanksgiving wasn't too terrible, just a bit on the boring side. Which, considering how family times can get, is practically a ringing endorsement.

Black Friday was fun! I got up with my dad at 3 so we could hit shops when they opened, or just about. We got a bunch of tools at Sears, and then I went a little crazy at Target -- three seasons of Supernatural, four seasons of Angel, four season of House, two seasons of Alias, and two seasons of House, all for $13 a season or less. My sister had to work the jewelry counter at Sears, unfortunately for her. But it WAS the jewelry counter, so it was a lot less intense than most other places, actually. None of the crowds were too crazy, though I can't imagine it was any kind of fun for people working.

also, I just saw New Moon. There's probably a lot I could say, but basically? Anyone who is Team Edward? I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND YOU. Like, Twihards in general confuse me, but EDWARD OVER JACOB? I. WHAT. DOES NOT COMPUTE. I just don't understand. Edward and Bella NEVER APPEAR HAPPY. NEVER. EVEN WHEN THEY'RE TOGETHER THEY'RE EMO. WHERE IS THE FUCKING APPEAL, WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK. It's not starcrossed lovers, its the fucking depressed duo I DON'T UNDERSTAND. *flails*

Also, Dakota Fanning as Jane was badass, I would totally read Edward/Jacob/Bella threesome fic ( because ), and I also want some fairly inappropriate Bella/Carlisle. I'm a bad person.

also, I'm a week behind on The Seeker, but as for last week's episode, JESUS KAHLAN, BITCH MUCH? When ( spoiler ) and you STILL come out looking like the bitch? you are doing self-righteous indignation wrong.

you guys, omigod, I have such a girl crush on lily cole.

in related news, just watched Rage. &hearts OH MY &hearts So many good actors! Judi Dench, Jude Law (in drag, no less), Eddie Izzard, John Leguizamo, Steve Buscemi, and Paterson Joseph*.


*Benjamin from Jekyll! Of - "What's he doing?" "He just threw a lion over a wall! ANYTHING HE LIKES." - fame!

Anyone watching Community?

Is it wrong to want fic about Señor Chang and the guy in the front whose face he's always touching?

... the 'yes' was pretty much implied, I just sort of wanted to send that idea out into the universe.

Also, more Jeff/Annie and Troy/Abed, pretty please &hearts

Guys, NCIS: LA can't get more gay without just coming out with it. I mean, seriously.


On an unrelated but more disappointing note, have given up on buying boots online. I mean, I know I'm not a shrinking violet, by any stretch of the imagination, but I had no idea my calves were so beastly, my goodness.

Back from the clinic. Appears to be viral, eating soup and no longer vomiting! plus, I have a NOTE to get out of class, ahhahahaha. Awesome. I love being 21 and having a "get out of class" note.

"You know how you can sometimes smell a familiar but misplaced aroma? Like maybe the smell of bacon while you’re out driving in the country? Every time that happens to me, I think that I’m really in a coma lying in a hospital bed and the aromas that I smell are really the result of the doctors waving the source of that particular smell under my nose in order to get some type of reaction to prove that I’m still alive."
http://iamneurotic.com/2008/06/17/aroma-coma/


OH GOD WHY. ;____;


*is scared*

John Mayer's new album *____*

Adam's streaming album ****____***

Lady Gaga's The Fame Monster leak *****_____*****

MY GOD it's been a good scene for musics lately.


Unrelatedly, there's a pretty good chance I've caught the actualfax swine flu. I'm due at the school clinic tomorrow for confirmation. Related to THAT, I'm super behind on watching my shows, much less any kind of writing. Plus, you know, school work, ahahahhaa. *head hung in shame*

Bitch, WTF. First you yell at me to come over and take your order, which isn't acceptable under normal circumstances, much less when I am obviously the only person on shift, AND clearly in the middle of filling up the milk containers. I'm two feet away, as soon as I'm done pouring milk, I'll come over and help you! Really, no need to yell. THEN, I ring you up, and you aren't even ready to pay! Your wallet is still buried in your huge ass purse. You couldn't have gotten that out earlier?

Ugh, this job. It's honestly awesome, but the amount of stupid you see is kind of disheartening.

Blanket apology for not really being around or commenting or even reading anything. School is really stressing me out, and I'm just in one of those moods where I pretty much want to punch people in the face a lot, so its pretty much better for us all if I'm not here. :D:

Basically, nothing personal, I'm just a little burnt out.

My best friend Kevin is currently in an ADORABLE (b)romance* with a lacrosse player at school he's tutoring. NAMED KEVIN. I'M CALLING THEM KEVIN SQUARED.

It makes writing this paper MUCH BETTER.



*I have serious doubts about Kevin's sexuality, along with everyone else I know, so we'll see how this plays out.

omg new john mayer album &hearts ___ &hearts



and on a related note, anyone have the john mayer trio stuff? I keep discovering more stuff i lost in the hard drive crash of ought nine

I HAVE A VERY SERIOUS SHOE QUESTION.

You guys remember my boot poll from like a week ago? Well, I ordered the button ones from online, in black flannel, and they are THE CUTEST AND MOST ADORABLE THEY FIT MY FEET PERFECTLY...

... but not my beastly calves. They're so close to fitting, but not quite, so I have a V. SRS BZNS QUESTION.

Would it be possible to cut a slit in the top of the boots, and put a patch or add elastic, just to make them a bit wider? Is this a terrible, no good, very bad plan? They're so adorable, I don't want to give them up D: Could a shoe repair shop do that sort of work?


ETA - Apparently theres a guy in Davis Square who does great work. I'll give him a try!

My God, they are really laying the Raj/Howard on thick these past few episodes, aren't they?

White Collar! &hearts &hearts &hearts

Oh my lord, NEW FAVORITE OT3!
And Neil's "I've never been a gun guy." AHAHHAHAHAHHAA.

Ugh, Bones, really? You went there?

So I've got a minorly long bus ride ahead of me, comment away!


Pick a paragraph (or any passage less than 500 words) from any fanfic I've written, and comment to this post with that selection. I will then give you a DVD commentary on that snippet: what I was thinking when I wrote it, why I wrote it in the first place, what's going on in the character's heads, why I chose certain words, what this moment means in the context of the rest of the fic, lots of awful puns, and anything else that you'd expect to find on a DVD commentary track.

My fic tag is probably your best bet here.


Ask me either a broad [writing-related] question (i.e 'who is your cruelest character?', 'what is your most optimistic story?') or a specific question/request ('what world does ___ come from?', 'tell me about ___') and I will answer you. Or you can ask meta- questions like 'what was the inspiration for creating ____?' or 'how would you write ___'

Man, just ask me questions. No limits!

So. This is probably the filthiest thing I've ever written, and also one of the best. It's Everworld, which means nothing to a lot of you, but you could look at it as mythology-based, or even original fic about a wolf god and a mortal man.

title taken from kevin devine's 'wolf's mouth'


and it suits me
everworld
nc-17

fair warning: I don’t know if “animal play” counts when the other person is actually a sentient wolf a lot of the time, but, you know, forewarned. This is what Everworld gives you, you dish it back out. Human!Fenrir/David, kind of wolf!Fenrir/David.


( His knees are already blackened with dirt, palms torn and bloodied like the Christ who had once ripped Fenrir’s world apart. As David does now. As if he holds Fenrir’s still-beating heart in his hands. )

Soooooo my roommate and I just saw Boondock Saints II?

Now. You guys KNOW I am always down for some Connor/Murphy -- I'm not blind -- but Noah/Louie? HolyshitfuckyespleasepleasePLEASE, christ on a cross. In the 50s, with their little newsboy caps, and suspenders. <3__<3

totally unrelatedly, the boys new tattoos? OH BOYS. YOU COMPLETE EACH OTHER, AHAHAHA.


also, possibly I am posting porn later tonight. stay tuned!

Okay, wow, totally count me in on watching V.

okay, FINE, I will watch Community.

Goddamn Batman.