Ugh. Okay, Team Aniston, you might want to leave. I'm not TRYING to start shit, or anything, just getting something off my chest.

Jennifer Aniston. Shut up. Please, shut the fuck up. I don't care. I don't care about you, because I think you're a two-bit hack who couldn't act her way out of a paper bag. You got onto a decently funny show which you were marginally funny in, you became famous for the KIND OF BOB YOU WORE, and have been making shitty romcoms ever since. Really shitty romcoms. Really. Stop it.

Also, you and Brad Pitt are over. Have been, for three years. That's more than half the time you were married. Regardless of circumstance, I really don't give a flying fuck. He'd didn't beat you, he didn't abuse you, you've BOTH sworn up and down he didn't cheat on you, there was no crazy divorce stuggle, so.. what? If I see you on one more magazine cover talking about your heartbreak, I will puke.*

Also, right before Thanksgiving, she topped a poll of celebrities who people would most like to spend Thanksgiving with? I. What? I don't understand. I don't see the appeal. I just don't get it. I'm not the biggest Angelina Jolie fan, but at this point, in my brain?:

Angelina Jolie movie = kickass! good cast! probably lots of action!
Jennifer Aniston movie = probably a shitty romcom! bad cast (ben stiller. owen wilson. vince vaughn.**)! I will probably want to rail about feminism. or something.

Sigh. IDK, I just think she's like, the most genuinely overblown celebrity ever. She's not even stupid reality TV show scandalous! She's bland!

ETA -- Like, WTF, she's the first headline on the yahoo front page right now? Because Vogue took her quote out of context. And she's not pregnant. But if she was, she wants to say so herself, bitches. THIS IS NOT RELEVANT TO MY LIIIIIIFE.


DISCLAIMER: Seriously, not trying to start a flame war or anything. My mom is like, crazy Team Aniston, I just feel the need to balance the universe sometimes.


*granted, at least a part of that is probably the media's direction, but JESUS FUCKING CHRIST. you don't have to talk about it! don't feed the fire!

** I actually tend to like these guys, but I think we can all agree they're not exactly A-list srs actors, hmm?